I can probably arrange a small package for you. However, when it comes to another job, all I have to offer is a job as a toymaker in a very cold part of the world. Naturally, you will have to meet the height requirements for the job (no greater than 3'6"). The only other positions I have available require 5 years of experience in the care and handling of reindeer. However, being that we are located in a very remote area, you will have to put up with Mrs. Claus' cooking, which is quite terrible. Fortunately for me and the business, most elves have very few taste buds.
I can also offer you a book on self-reliance and a reminder that the early bird catches the worm. Start looking now and you make find something a lot better than what you have now and probably more to your liking than relocation to the far North. Be sure to emphasize your team building mentality and all the efforts you have made to save Siemens from disaster.
And a Merry Christmas to you, too. Ho Ho Ho.
Love,
Santa (the old White headed Ho, Ho-er)
↧