Quote: "You would struggle to find anything more depressing than the current state of Pfizer drug discovery. Why the large institution investors are still with us is beyond me. I can only assume they genuinely don't appreciate how assed-up we really are. CTI is nothing more than a Police Academy movie but with Adam Sandler as the Commissioner. Yep, it really is that bad. Look, take a lesson from Martin MacKay. Temporarily take part in the whole pointless, nonfunctional, embarrassing charade, line your pockets, and then get out at the first opportunity."
Dear Anonymous poster,
Pfizer's state of affairs are not THAT bad, they are much worse. As a leader of the pharmaceutical community, this brings me to the point of announcing a new program at Pfizer called Colleagues on Patrol (COP). We must be vigilant and wary of clowns with shoes, vacuum princesses with hoovers, timwits with boring slide decks, and interns who've been poked by rods. I truly believe that if this program is enforced and successful, we can turn this company around to success and profitability within a few quarters. Wall Street with thank us all on our best efforts.
Your's compassionately,
Commandant Eric Lassard
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